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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
我的皮带能系住我的裤子，但皮带环能系住我的皮带。我不知道下面发生了什么。谁才是真正的英雄?
— Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格
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更多好句 ↗A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
Unknown
佚名
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Alonso de Aragón
阿拉格·阿隆索
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Bill Hicks
比尔席克斯
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Luke Wilson
卢克·威尔逊
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Dennis Prager
普拉格