The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

  • -- Jeff Foxworthy 杰夫·福克斯沃西

指定司机程序,这不是一个理想的工作。但如果你被卷入其中,把它们送到错误的地方。

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A man from a primitive culture who sees an automobile might guess that it was powered by the wind or by an antelope hidden under the car, but when he opens up the hood and sees the engine he immediately realizes that it was designed.

一个来自原始文化的人看到一辆汽车可能会猜测它是由风或藏在汽车下面的羚羊提供动力,但当他打开引擎盖看到发动机时,他立刻意识到这是设计好的。

It is evident that in the period designated as that of the kings, when Rome commenced her career of conquest, she was, for that time and country, a great and wealthy city.

很明显,在罗马开始她的征服生涯的那个被称为国王统治时期,在那个时期和那个国家,她是一个伟大而富有的城市。

I started working when I was seven, and ever since then I've been saving for an apartment. Even before that I had a little jam jar designated for my apartment money.

我七岁开始工作,从那时起我就一直在攒钱买房。甚至在那之前,我就有一个果酱罐专门用来装公寓的钱。

Wouldn't it be better to have a watertight law designed to catch the guilty, rather than a press release law designed to catch the headlines?

设计一部无懈可击的法律来抓罪犯,而不是设计一部新闻发布法来抓头条,难道不是更好吗?