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The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
你在鼓掌时把手指分开的越宽，你在鼓掌时看起来就越迟钝。
— Christy Leigh Stewart 克里斯蒂·利·斯图尔特
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更多好句 ↗A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
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Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Alonso de Aragón
阿拉格·阿隆索
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Brigitte Bardot
碧姬芭铎
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Bill Clinton
比尔·克林顿
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
David Nicholls
大卫·尼克尔斯