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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
我第二喜欢的家务活是熨衣服。我第一次是头撞在双层床上，直到晕过去。
— Erma Bombeck 邦贝克
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更多好句 ↗The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Nikolai Gogol
果戈里
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Bob Hope
鲍勃·霍普
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Ausonius
奥索尼厄斯
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Luke Wilson
卢克·威尔逊
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Brigitte Bardot
碧姬芭铎