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I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like 'em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that's the only way I can eat them.

我是人类的垃圾桶，但我不喜欢蔬菜，除非上面有天鹅绒奶酪。忘了脆脆的西兰花和胡萝卜吧。我喜欢湿漉漉的，柔软的，枯萎的。营养可能已经消失了，但这是我唯一能吃的东西。

— Sherri Shepherd 雪莉·舍弗德