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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
食人族是指一个人走进一家餐馆，点了一个服务员。
— Morey Amsterdam 莫雷阿姆斯特丹
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更多好句 ↗Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
David Nicholls
大卫·尼克尔斯
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Lucille Ball
露西尔·鲍尔
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Luke Wilson
卢克·威尔逊
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Dennis Prager
普拉格
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Bill Clinton
比尔·克林顿