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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.
如果人均有问题，可以安排十杯。
— Terry Pratchett 泰瑞·普莱契
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更多好句 ↗The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Nikolai Gogol
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Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Bill Hicks
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When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Bill Clinton
比尔·克林顿
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Brigitte Bardot
碧姬芭铎
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
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