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All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea.
我们看到的所有骑士打斗的画面肯定都是垃圾，因为穿着盔甲的骑士可能只被打了两三下，然后他们不得不坐下来喝杯茶。