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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
所以我现在要做的就是先发制人，把编造成一种美德，在人们有机会注意到我是多么的糟糕之前，在他们认为我可能还没有意识到之前，讲一些关于我是多么的糟糕的有趣故事。