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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

你知道，我记得高中的职业日。我记得水管工和律师……我不记得有哪个摊位能让你报名学习如何从大炮里往飞机挡风玻璃上射小鸡，因为在我的学校里要排队才能做到这一点!

— Jeff Foxworthy 杰夫·福克斯沃西