'Earth' is a silly name for this planet.

“地球”是这个星球的一个愚蠢的名字。

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.

“教育”指的是过程，而不是对象。不过，仔细想想，我的一些老师很容易就被一个芝士汉堡取代了。

'Election' is a movie I'd give a leg to cross the director's name out and put mine in.

这句话的意思是:“我愿意不惜一切代价把导演的名字划掉，而把我的名字投进去。”

'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.

“紧急情况”一向是削弱个人自由保障的借口。

'Encore' was an experiment. 'Encore' was the second chance at a first impression. 'Encore' was not completely planned.

“安可”是一个实验。“安可”是第二次获得第一印象的机会。“安可”并不是完全计划好的。

'Extremes meet', as the whiting said with its tail in its mouth.

“两极相接”，就像鳕鱼嘴里叼着尾巴说的那样。

'Friends' will always remain friends.

“朋友”永远是朋友。

'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible.

“有趣的人”是我迄今为止最喜欢的表演。虽然这是一部喜剧，也有严肃的时刻，但我真的觉得里奥就像一个真实的人。我不觉得自己在玩。无论是喜剧还是剧情片，我都尽量把它拍得逼真。

'Getting smart on crime' does not mean reducing sentences or punishments for crimes.

“聪明应对犯罪”并不意味着减少对犯罪的判刑或惩罚。

'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and intelligent man; and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant.'

“你怎么对每件事都知道这么多?””他问一个非常聪明的人。而答案是“永远不要害怕或羞于问我所不知道的任何问题。”

'I realize they say we are 'wacko' and 'out there, but we are the most rational of all.

我知道他们说我们是“怪人”和“另类”，但我们是最理性的。

'I'll be back' always sounded a little girly to me.

“我会回来的”这句话在我听来总是有点娘娘腔。

'Impossible' is not a scientific term.

“不可能”不是一个科学术语。

'Keep your head down at school.' Those are sage words from my dad. They kept me in check for years.

“低着头去上学。这是我父亲的至理名言。他们控制我很多年了。

'Know thyself' is a good saying, but not in all situations. In many it is better to say 'know others.'

“认识你自己”是句好话，但不是在所有情况下都适用。在很多情况下，说“认识别人”会更好。