College isn't the place to go for ideas.

大学不是一个寻找灵感的地方。

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

大学生们，不要以我为榜样。

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.

大学是打磨鹅卵石、淡化钻石的地方。

Coming out of college with a degree in fine arts and painting isn't worth much any more.

大学毕业后获得美术和绘画学位已经没有什么价值了。

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

毕业典礼演讲的发明很大程度上是基于这样一种信念，即外向的大学生不应该被释放到这个世界上，除非他们被适当地镇定剂。

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

认真是送进大学的愚蠢。

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

经济学家报告说，大学教育使一个人一生的收入增加数千美元，然后他把这些钱花在送儿子上大学上。

Enquire what the effect of large endowments are upon colleges.

询问大笔捐款对大学有什么影响。

Even though I play a professional sport now, I love college baseball.

虽然我现在从事职业运动，但我喜欢大学棒球。

Even though college has been hard, I don't want to give up.

虽然大学生活一直很艰难，但我不想放弃。

Every time a student walks past a really urgent, expressive piece of architecture that belongs to his college, it can help reassure him that he does have that mind, does have that soul.

每当一个学生经过一幢属于他的学院的非常紧急、富有表现力的建筑时，它都能帮助他确信，他确实有那样的头脑，有那样的灵魂。

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

对于大四学生，应该有一周的时间允许他们哭。因为你害怕，不知道接下来会发生什么，所以你只能痛哭一场。

For example, many colleges in their writing programs teach some of my work.

例如，许多大学在他们的写作课程中教授我的一些作品。

For right now, I still believe that college is what's going to make me the happiest girl.

现在，我仍然相信大学会让我成为最幸福的女孩。

Going to college helped me, because I had four years in the conservatory program, which is close as you can get to a professional environment. It's like all day.

上大学对我很有帮助，因为我在音乐学院学习了四年，这和你能进入的专业环境很接近。就像一整天。