Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

永远注意你要去的地方。否则，你可能会踩到一片被错误遗漏的森林。

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

酒鬼是你不喜欢的人，他和你一样喜欢喝酒。

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

绥靖主义者是喂鳄鱼，希望鳄鱼最后把他吃掉的人。

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

艺术家就是那些创造出人们不需要的东西的人。

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

自我主义者是一个品味低下的人——对自己比对我更感兴趣。

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.

一个情绪化的人可能没有幽默感，但一个幽默的人通常有很深的感情，有时隐藏或遗忘。

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

永不枯竭的善良天性是上天赐予我们的最珍贵的礼物之一，它像油一样在纷乱的思想海洋上喷薄欲出，在最恶劣的天气里也能保持头脑的平静。

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

一个最初的想法。这不会太难的。图书馆里一定到处都是。

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

我喜欢胖子沃勒。我喜欢他的演奏能力，他的声音能力和他的幽默感。

And if humanity is the last war, then I am the battlefield.

如果人类是最后一场战争，那么我就是战场。

And if you're horrible to me I'm going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That's how I operate.

如果你对我不好，我要写一首关于你的歌，你不会喜欢的。我就是这么做的。

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor.

当我开始讲幽默的时候，彼得和米奇真的很生气。

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

下次你想通过伤害自己来引起我的注意时，只要记住一句甜言蜜语就能创造奇迹。

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.

天使能飞，是因为他们把自己看得很轻;恶魔因其重力而堕落。

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

动物是我的朋友……我不吃我的朋友。