My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

  • -- Eric Morecambe 埃里克·莫克姆

我的邻居问他是否可以用我的割草机,我告诉他当然可以,只要他不把割草机从我的花园里拿走。

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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

嗯,我不常上厕所小便。我几乎总是在院子里或花园里撒尿,因为我喜欢在我的地盘上撒尿。

And I'd be lying if I told you that as a black man in baseball I hadn't gone through worse times than my teammates.

如果我告诉你,作为一名黑人棒球运动员,我没有经历过比队友更糟糕的时期,那我就是在说谎。

I would like to crawl under the sheets with you and cuddle until sunrise, forever.

我愿意和你一起爬到被窝里,依偎着直到日出,永远。

I would not be here now if I did not have anti-depressants.

如果没有抗抑郁药,我现在就不会在这里了。

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.

有人告诉我这一切都发生在动物园里。

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

种花就是相信明天。