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I shoot the Hippopotamus With bullets made of platinum, Because if I use the leaden ones His hide is sure to flatten ’em.
我用白金子弹射河马，因为如果我用铅子弹，它的皮肯定会被压扁。
— Hilaire Belloc 贝洛克
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更多好句 ↗The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
世界的美有两种，一种是欢笑，一种是痛苦，把人的心撕成了碎片。
Virginia Woolf
弗吉尼亚·伍尔夫
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是，因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。
Chuck Klosterman
恰克·克罗斯特曼
People like the comedy more when they care about the characters.
当人们关心角色时，他们更喜欢喜剧。
Judd Apatow
贾德·阿帕托
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
大多数人都有一种近乎无限的能力，认为一切都是理所当然的。人不能从历史的教训中学到很多东西，这是所有历史教训中最重要的一条。
Aldous Huxley
奥尔德斯·赫胥黎
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.
傻瓜习惯于诡计和背判的伎俩，他们没有足够的头脑去诚实待人。
Benjamin Franklin
本杰明·富兰克林
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.
在你严肃的计划中掺杂一点愚蠢。在适当的时候犯傻是件好事。
Horace
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