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Math was my worst subject because I could never persuade the teacher that my answers were meant ironically.
数学是我最糟糕的科目，因为我永远无法说服老师我的答案是讽刺意味的。
— Calvin Trillin 卡尔文·特里林
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更多好句 ↗The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
乐观主义者和悲观主义者的区别是什么?乐观的人笑着忘记，而悲观的人忘记笑。
Tom Bodett
汤姆·博德特
We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves.
除非我们学会自嘲，否则我们永远不会快乐。
Dorothy Dix
多萝西·迪克斯
What looks like crazy on an ordinary day looks a lot like love if you catch it in the moonlight!
在平凡的日子里看起来疯狂的东西，如果你在月光下抓住它，它看起来很像爱!
Pearl Cleage
珀尔·克利奇
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是，因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。
Chuck Klosterman
恰克·克罗斯特曼
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
当你第一次真正嘲笑自己的时候，你就长大了。
Ethel Barrymore
埃塞尔·巴里摩尔
People like the comedy more when they care about the characters.
当人们关心角色时，他们更喜欢喜剧。
Judd Apatow
贾德·阿帕托