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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
科学家们现在认为，乳房的主要生物学功能是让男性变得愚蠢。
— Dave Barry 戴夫·巴里
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更多好句 ↗You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
当你第一次真正嘲笑自己的时候，你就长大了。
Ethel Barrymore
埃塞尔·巴里摩尔
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
乐观主义者和悲观主义者的区别是什么?乐观的人笑着忘记，而悲观的人忘记笑。
Tom Bodett
汤姆·博德特
True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.
真正的受欢迎来自善意的行为，而不是愚蠢的行为。
Bo Bennett
波·贝内特
It is a wise man who knows where courage ends and stupidity begins.
聪明人知道勇气的终点和愚蠢的起点。
Jerome Cady
杰罗姆·凯迪
Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.
愚妄人若静默，自以为有智慧;若缄默，自以为通达。
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Fools act on imagination without knowledge, pedants act on knowledge without imagination.
蠢人不懂知识只凭想象行事，学究不懂想象只凭知识行事。
Alfred North Whitehead
阿尔弗雷德北怀特黑德