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I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

  • -- Karl Pilkington 卡尔·皮尔金顿

我以为放屁是人类的行为。跟屁股有关，或者别的什么。

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People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

人们过去常常讽刺地说一些显而易见的事情，或者作为一种轻描淡写的形式，但在过去的几十年里，他们似乎是带着一种发现感说这些的，这让我很担心。

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When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.

当你溺水时，你不会说“如果有人有先见之明发现我溺水并来救我，我会非常高兴”，你只是尖叫。

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