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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
我不会讲笑话来拯救我的灵魂。虽然我喜欢听笑话，但这不是我的专长。
— Carol Burnett 卡罗尔·伯内特
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更多好句 ↗Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是，因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。
Chuck Klosterman
恰克·克罗斯特曼
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Salvador Pániker
萨尔瓦多·P·尼克尔
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
Brigitte Bardot
碧姬芭铎
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have to have a sense of humour.
生活是困难的。它不是太短，而是太长。但你必须学会如何生活;你必须有幽默感。
Carolina Herrera
卡罗琳娜·海莱娜
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
当一件事很有趣的时候，仔细搜索它，寻找隐藏的真相。
George Bernard Shaw
萧伯纳