Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.

  • -- Diane Lane 黛安娜巷

有时我认为对生拇指的发明是为了让十几岁的女孩能够使用短信。

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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters.

当父母告诉孩子使用哪个叉是正确的,然后继续使用错误的叉时,孩子会得到两个令人困惑的消息。孩子们听父母吵吵闹闹,却被告知要对兄弟姐妹好,也会这样做。

Each time you ignore me, I regret every text message that I've ever sent you.

每次你不理我,我都会后悔给你发的每一条短信。