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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
我告诉医生我的腿断了两处。他叫我不要再去那些地方了。
— Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼
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更多好句 ↗When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
当一件事很有趣的时候，仔细搜索它，寻找隐藏的真相。
George Bernard Shaw
萧伯纳
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
万有引力不是人们坠入爱河的原因。
Albert Einstein
爱因斯坦
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Sir Thomas More
托马斯·莫尔爵士
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Unknown
佚名
Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and the spontaneity that causes people to chuckle, that catches people.
尤其是当你处理喜剧的时候，你必须非常诚实，因为诚实和自发性会让人发笑，让人着迷。
Austin Peck
奥斯汀派克
The miracle isn't that i finished. The miracle is that i had the courage to start.
奇迹不是我完成了。奇迹是我有勇气开始。
John Armor Bingham
约翰·阿马尔·宾厄姆