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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

  • -- Carrot Top 胡萝卜顶

真奇怪，我从来不希望别人有什么不好的，除了两三个前女友。

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The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.

富人则不同。他们的需要很难维持。他们会挑选眼睛的颜色和头发的颜色，一直到她以什么为生，她上过什么学校。他们的清单可能非常长。但说到底，约会就是约会，因为他们都是人。

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I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.

我已经走出了感情的舞台，开始接受自己。我成年后的大部分时间都是“某人的女朋友”，现在我很高兴单身。

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Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

谢天谢地，我从没打过架。所有的运动员都讨厌我，但是他们所有的女朋友都认为我很好，所以他们不会碰我。这激怒了他们。

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I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

我总是说，现在我是在我的金色年华。因为自从我离婚后，我所有的女朋友都是金发碧眼的。

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