My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

  • -- George Bernard Shaw 萧伯纳

我开玩笑的方式是说实话。这是世界上最有趣的笑话。

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I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

我的意思是,我发现现实生活中发生的事情是最有趣的——你知道,这些事情是你观察到的,而不是疯狂抽象的东西。

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

在你的前半生,人们会告诉你应该做什么;在下半场,他们会告诉你应该怎么做。

People tell me I'm dancing better than ever. I don't know what happened, but I have new enthusiasm and more endurance.

人们说我比以前跳得更好。我不知道发生了什么,但我有了新的热情和更多的耐力。

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

我认为切尔西汉德勒是最有趣的女人。