My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

  • -- George Bernard Shaw 萧伯纳

我开玩笑的方式是说实话。这是世界上最有趣的笑话。

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Here's what I tell anybody and this is what I believe. The greatest gift we have is the gift of life. We understand that. That comes from our Creator. We're given a body. Now you may not like it, but you can maximize that body the best it can be maximized.

这是我告诉别人的,也是我相信的。我们拥有的最好的礼物就是生命。我们理解这一点。那来自我们的创造者。我们有一个身体。现在你可能不喜欢它,但你可以最大化你的身体它可以最大化。

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

我认识的一些最有趣的人并没有把事情搞砸。

The real secrets are not the ones I tell.

真正的秘密不是我说的那些。