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I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

  • -- Patton Oswalt 巴顿·奥斯瓦尔特

我认为现在是有史以来最好的单口相声表演时间。我真诚地做。

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I think every professor and writer is in some way an exhibitionist because his or her normal activity is a theatrical one. When you give a lesson the situation is the same as writing a book. You have to capture the attention, the complicity of your audience.

我认为每个教授和作家在某种程度上都是一个暴露狂，因为他或她的日常活动是一种戏剧活动。当你上课的时候，情况就像写一本书一样。你必须抓住观众的注意力和同谋。

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I think we have a fascinating new and quite dominant input into politics - and it wont go away. From time to time, people articulate a view that we should ban opinion polls, but that's nonsense.

我认为，我们对政治有一种引人入胜的、全新的、相当占主导地位的投入——而且这种投入不会消失。人们不时地发表意见说，我们应该禁止民意调查，但那是无稽之谈。

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

有些人认为拥有丰满的胸部会让女人变得愚蠢。事实上，恰恰相反:女人的胸部越大，男人就越笨。

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He who prays five times a day is in the protection of God, and he who is protected by God cannot be harmed by anyone.

每天祷告五次的，是在神的保护里;蒙神保护的，谁也不能害他。

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