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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
我赌的那匹马跑得太慢了，骑师把这次旅行记了下来。
— Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼
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更多好句 ↗It's hard to force creativity and humor.
要想激发创造力和幽默感是很难的。
Al Yankovic
扬科维奇
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.
在你严肃的计划中掺杂一点愚蠢。在适当的时候犯傻是件好事。
Horace
贺拉斯
Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and the spontaneity that causes people to chuckle, that catches people.
尤其是当你处理喜剧的时候，你必须非常诚实，因为诚实和自发性会让人发笑，让人着迷。
Austin Peck
奥斯汀派克
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
态度是一件小事，却能带来很大的不同。
Winston Churchill
温斯顿·丘吉尔
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.
傻瓜习惯于诡计和背判的伎俩，他们没有足够的头脑去诚实待人。
Benjamin Franklin
本杰明·富兰克林
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克