Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.

  • -- Noelle Oxenhandler 诺埃尔·奥克森汉德勒

一只手拿着愿望,另一只手拿着大便,看看哪一只填得更快。

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Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and hunt him like game.

从字面意义上讲,幽默是用来戏弄人的;也就是说,要废黜他的官职,像打猎一样追捕他。

Some say even to walk is a dance.

有人说,甚至走路也是一种舞蹈。