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I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
等背包把手从我背上长出来，我就不再晒黑了。
— Kelly Ripa 凯利里帕
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幽默
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更多好句 ↗Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have to have a sense of humour.
生活是困难的。它不是太短，而是太长。但你必须学会如何生活;你必须有幽默感。
Carolina Herrera
卡罗琳娜·海莱娜
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
当一件事很有趣的时候，仔细搜索它，寻找隐藏的真相。
George Bernard Shaw
萧伯纳
We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves.
除非我们学会自嘲，否则我们永远不会快乐。
Dorothy Dix
多萝西·迪克斯
People like the comedy more when they care about the characters.
当人们关心角色时，他们更喜欢喜剧。
Judd Apatow
贾德·阿帕托
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
乐观主义者和悲观主义者的区别是什么?乐观的人笑着忘记，而悲观的人忘记笑。
Tom Bodett
汤姆·博德特
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
大多数人都有一种近乎无限的能力，认为一切都是理所当然的。人不能从历史的教训中学到很多东西，这是所有历史教训中最重要的一条。
Aldous Huxley
奥尔德斯·赫胥黎