My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我的假植物死了,因为我没有假装给它们浇水。

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I have a ridiculous fear of sharks but I'd jump in the water in a second for an amazing role.

我对鲨鱼有一种荒谬的恐惧,但我愿意为了一个精彩的角色跳入水中。

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose.

就像水一样,我们在休息时最忠于自然。