Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

  • -- Groucho Marx 格劳乔·马克斯

任何说自己能看透女人的人都错过了很多。

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So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong. I've never told anyone how old I am. The minute they ask me, I say 'That's none of your business.' So that means I've never once lied about my age. Now that's true!

所以人们认为我一直在谎报年龄?是记录错了。我从来没有告诉过任何人我有多大。他们一问我,我就说:‘这不关你的事。所以这意味着我从来没有谎报过自己的年龄。现在这是真的!

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

如果你把垃圾放进电脑,除了垃圾什么也出不来。但是这些垃圾经过了一台非常昂贵的机器,不知何故变得高尚起来,没有人敢批评它。

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

如果你是一个女人,而一个男人曾经对你说过任何浪漫的话,他只是省略了第二部分,如果你能听到的话,你会觉得恶心。

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.

那个说他会和你各让一半的人通常认为他是站在分界线上。

Put your dreams away for now. I won't see you for sometime I am last in my mind...

暂时把你的梦想放在一边。有一段时间我无法见到你,我在我的脑海里是最后一个…

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.

我想让女性得到解放,同时还能拥有漂亮的屁股,还能甩掉它。

I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you.

我想知道当有人向你提起我的名字时,你在想什么。

Everything has beauty. But not everyone can see.

一切都美。但不是每个人都能看到。

I run and do a lot of push-ups and eat healthy.

我跑步,做很多俯卧撑,吃得健康。

Does anyone remember laughter?

有人记得笑声吗?

I want to change a lot.

我想改变很多。