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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
如果胡萝卜把你灌醉了，兔子就会惊慌失措。
— Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格
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更多好句 ↗Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
大多数人都有一种近乎无限的能力，认为一切都是理所当然的。人不能从历史的教训中学到很多东西，这是所有历史教训中最重要的一条。
Aldous Huxley
奥尔德斯·赫胥黎
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Erma Bombeck
邦贝克
What looks like crazy on an ordinary day looks a lot like love if you catch it in the moonlight!
在平凡的日子里看起来疯狂的东西，如果你在月光下抓住它，它看起来很像爱!
Pearl Cleage
珀尔·克利奇
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Dennis Prager
普拉格
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Unknown
佚名
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是，因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。
Chuck Klosterman
恰克·克罗斯特曼