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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

我在节食喝威士忌。我已经失去三天了。

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While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.

当全世界的目光都注视着我们的时候，让我们向每一个人展示我们的幽默感。

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Tact: the ability to tell a man he's open-minded when he has a hole in his head.

机智:当一个男人脑袋上有个洞的时候，告诉他他思想开放的能力。

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