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love, stupidity and imagination have no limits.

  • -- Sandeep 桑迪普

爱、愚蠢和想象力是没有极限的。

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You can only fight one man at a time with a sword, but, with a pen, you can compose a lecture to bore legions of enemy troops to death.

你一次只能用剑和一个人战斗，但是，用一支笔，你可以写一篇演讲，把成群结队的敌军闷死。

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Food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.

当你一想到自己就要死了就马上吃下食物时，它的美味程度至少要高出三百万。

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