Death by creaming.
死于乳化。
A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Laziness always wins.
懒惰总是赢家。
Stone me, what a life!
用石头砸我，这是怎样的生活啊!
A dog has got human eyes.
狗有人类的眼睛。
Always recycle wasted time.
一定要回收浪费的时间。
I could eat a knob at night.
我晚上能吃上一颗。
I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
我不可能是妈妈，我是爸爸!
Some say even to walk is a dance.
有人说，甚至走路也是一种舞蹈。
Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.
吃很简单。思考是困难的。
God does not play dice, bankers do.
上帝不玩骰子，银行家玩。
A halo is a cock ring for the soul.
光环是灵魂的公鸡戒指。
Half my life is an act of revision.
我的半辈子都在不断地修正。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
没有什么比女人的幽默感更能破坏浪漫了。
A brain the size of a pea, cannot achieve what a brain the size of a melon can!!
一个豌豆大小的大脑，无法达到西瓜大小的大脑所能达到的!!
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
一点点真诚是危险的，太真诚则绝对是致命的。
He raised his sunglasses and saw a young woman in an impossibly brief dress with an improbably welcoming smile.
他抬起太阳镜，看见一个年轻女子穿着一件短得令人难以置信的衣服，脸上带着令人难以置信的欢迎微笑。
Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave...
一只眼睛让你以不寻常的方式看世界，冲击波……
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
戒烟是世界上最容易的事情。我知道，因为我已经做过几千次了。
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT
给此刻的你，一点向前的力量。
关于学习、善意与成长，读一句，再想一想。
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness.
幸福不是有意识地追求幸福而获得的。
Just because something isn't practical doesn't mean it's not worth creating. Sometimes beauty and real-life magic are enough.
不实用并不意味着不值得创造。有时候美和现实生活中的魔法就足够了。
We need to teach the highly educated man that it is not a disgrace to fail and that he must analyze every failure to find its cause. He must learn how to fail intelligently, for failing is one of the greatest arts in the world.
我们需要教育受过高等教育的人，失败不是耻辱，他必须分析每一次失败，找出失败的原因。他必须学会如何明智地失败，因为失败是世界上最伟大的艺术之一。