A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Death by creaming.
死于乳化。
Laziness always wins.
懒惰总是赢家。
Stone me, what a life!
用石头砸我，这是怎样的生活啊!
A dog has got human eyes.
狗有人类的眼睛。
Always recycle wasted time.
一定要回收浪费的时间。
I could eat a knob at night.
我晚上能吃上一颗。
I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
我不可能是妈妈，我是爸爸!
Some say even to walk is a dance.
有人说，甚至走路也是一种舞蹈。
Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.
吃很简单。思考是困难的。
God does not play dice, bankers do.
上帝不玩骰子，银行家玩。
A halo is a cock ring for the soul.
光环是灵魂的公鸡戒指。
Half my life is an act of revision.
我的半辈子都在不断地修正。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
God heard the embattled nations sing and shout.
神听见严阵以待的列国欢呼歌唱。
There are a lot of fun vacation spots in the universe; the bug-pits of Aylorta Five are not one of them.
宇宙中有很多有趣的度假胜地;艾洛塔五镇的臭虫坑不在其中。
I don't know the rules of grammar... If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language, the language they use every day, the language in which they think. We try to write in the vernacular.
我不懂语法规则……如果你试图说服人们做某事，或者买东西，在我看来，你应该使用他们的语言，他们每天使用的语言，他们思考的语言。我们尽量用方言写作。
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
我反对设置警戒线，但我不知道如何表达。
It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going.
让你的大脑思考是有好处的，只要你知道它要去哪里。
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了，情况并没有变得更糟。