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Think before you speak, unless it's urgent.

  • -- Benny Bellamacina 本尼·贝拉马西娜

三思而后行，除非有急事。

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You know if you're jogging, when you speed up and you aren't used to it you get tired and pant? Well cars can't do that, so they blow up instead.

你知道，如果你在慢跑，当你加速时，你不习惯它，你会感到疲倦和气喘?汽车做不到这一点，所以它们会爆炸。

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May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch.

愿一千只骆驼的跳蚤侵入破坏你一天的人的胯部。愿他们的手臂短得太抓人。

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