I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.

  • -- Ian MacKaye 伊恩·麦克凯耶

我觉得有时候我的幽默非常枯燥,很多时候我会说一些我认为很有趣的事情,但是……我有一个名声——人们认为我是一个非常原教旨主义者,缺乏幽默感的人。

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The thing you've got to watch for is going broke when you're old. Look at all the people that go down and out at the finish. The man who built my country place is blind now and penniless. That's terrible!

你要当心的是你老了以后会破产。看看那些在终点时冲下去又冲出去的人。建造我们国家的那个人现在是瞎子,身无分文。那是可怕的!

I wouldn't know what to do on a date. I don't have the time. To make a relationship work, I'd have to give something up, and I'm not so sure I'm willing to do that.

我不知道约会时该做什么。我没有时间。为了维持一段感情,我必须放弃一些东西,但我不确定自己是否愿意这么做。

I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes I have for my kids.

我经常感到非常内疚,因为我花在外面的时间,有时我有很少的时间给我的孩子。

I would rather go to any extreme than suffer anything that is unworthy of my reputation, or of that of my crown.

我宁肯走极端,也不愿忍受任何与我的名誉或王冠不相称的事情。

But I decline to say who has ever listened to them, who has written them, or other people who have sung them.

但我拒绝说谁听过这些歌,谁写过这些歌,谁唱过这些歌。

Women's virtue is frequently nothing but a regard to their own quiet and a tenderness for their reputation.

女人的美德往往只是对她们自己的宁静和对她们名誉的柔情的尊重。

People think that just because you're a center, you're not as smart as the guards or the smaller guys.

人们认为,仅仅因为你是中锋,你就不如后卫或小个子球员聪明。

Slow replies make me think you're talking to someone better than me.

缓慢的回答让我觉得你在和一个比我更好的人说话。