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I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

我常被认为非常聪明，但我的大脑却常常忙于设计新的有趣的方法，使我的敌人突然窒息、翻滚、痛苦地死去。

— Alan Bradley 艾伦·布拉德利