把这一句,留给此刻的你 A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' 一位女士对她的医生说:“我的背不好。医生说:“年纪大了。”女士说:“我想听听第二个意见。”医生说:“好吧,你也很丑。” — Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀 收藏此句 复制 译 隐藏译文 相关主题 搞笑 幽默 意见
“ Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything. 任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是,因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。 Chuck Klosterman 恰克·克罗斯特曼
“ Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. 傻瓜习惯于诡计和背判的伎俩,他们没有足够的头脑去诚实待人。 Benjamin Franklin 本杰明·富兰克林
“ Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps. 青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的,而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。 Salvador Pániker 萨尔瓦多·P·尼克尔
“ Especially when you deal with comedy, you have got to be really honest because it's the honesty and the spontaneity that causes people to chuckle, that catches people. 尤其是当你处理喜剧的时候,你必须非常诚实,因为诚实和自发性会让人发笑,让人着迷。 Austin Peck 奥斯汀派克
“ Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. 大多数人都有一种近乎无限的能力,认为一切都是理所当然的。人不能从历史的教训中学到很多东西,这是所有历史教训中最重要的一条。 Aldous Huxley 奥尔德斯·赫胥黎
“ What looks like crazy on an ordinary day looks a lot like love if you catch it in the moonlight! 在平凡的日子里看起来疯狂的东西,如果你在月光下抓住它,它看起来很像爱! Pearl Cleage 珀尔·克利奇
“ It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being to keep clear of falsehoods. 一个人要远离谎言,需要多大的力量、纯洁和智慧,这是令人惊讶的。 Margaret Fuller 玛格丽特·富勒
“ Two men look through the same bars: One sees the mud, and one the stars. 两个人透过同样的栅栏往外看:一个看到的是泥土,另一个看到的是星星。 Beck 贝克