If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个卡通人物或大多数电视角色,当然,你会战斗,因为拳击听起来很有趣,而且不会留下痕迹。但在现实生活中,如果有人打你的眼睛,它不会发出任何声音,你的眼睛会肿六个月。被打在眼睛上是一场噩梦。

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And suddenly, like light in darkness, the real truth broke in upon me; the simple fact of Man, which I had forgotten, which had lain deep buried and out of sight; the idea of community, of unity.

突然,就像黑暗中的光明一样,真正的真理向我袭来。人类的一个简单事实,我已经忘记了,它深埋在地下,看不见了;社区,团结的理念。

You know, not to sound corny or nuthin', but I felt like a fighter comin' up, man. I felt like, you know, I'm being attacked for this reason or that reason, and I gotta fight my way through this.

你知道,听起来不老掉牙,但我感觉自己像个战士。我觉得,你知道,我正因为这样或那样的原因受到攻击,我必须努力克服这种情况。

You have to sort of see the way that the character behaves, and what the character says and does, and claim it in the same way that you claim anything, really.

你必须看到角色的行为方式,角色说了什么,做了什么,然后用你声明任何事情的方式声明它,真的。

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue.

在自由和美德的事业中,成为少数派并不可耻。

I'm totally opposed to vouchers. I will fight them tooth and nail.

我完全反对代金券。我要和他们打得你死我活。

I have only one real hobby - my husband.

我只有一个真正的爱好——我的丈夫。