If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个卡通人物或大多数电视角色,当然,你会战斗,因为拳击听起来很有趣,而且不会留下痕迹。但在现实生活中,如果有人打你的眼睛,它不会发出任何声音,你的眼睛会肿六个月。被打在眼睛上是一场噩梦。

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When I started modeling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I was a baby! I was told I had to get into better shape, but I'm quite stubborn so I didn't.

当我开始做模特的时候,我确实很胖。事实上,我很性感。我有一张真正的娃娃脸和婴儿肥。但我还是个婴儿!我被告知我必须要有更好的身材,但是我很固执,所以我没有。

The trite saying that honesty is the best policy has met with the just criticism that honesty is not policy. The real honest man is honest from conviction of what is right, not from policy.

“诚实是最好的政策”这句陈词滥调遭到了“诚实不是政策”的公正批评。真正诚实的人,诚实来自于对正确的信念,而不是政策。

If you come to a fight thinking it will be a fair one, you didn't come prepared.

如果你认为一场比赛是公平的,那么你没有做好准备。

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.

真正的艺术的特点是具有不可抗拒的冲动在创造性的艺术家。

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.

当有人挑战你的时候,要反击。要残忍,要坚强。

Now, personally, I like a car with some sort of character.

就我个人而言,我喜欢有个性的车。