把这一句,留给此刻的你 People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?' 人们问我,‘你有没有考虑过做单口相声?对我来说,如果有人问我:“你考虑过植牙吗?” — David Sedaris 大卫·塞达拉斯 收藏此句 复制 译 隐藏译文 相关主题 搞笑 幽默
“ What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine. 虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰,但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。 Sir Thomas More 托马斯·莫尔爵士
“ When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. 当一件事很有趣的时候,仔细搜索它,寻找隐藏的真相。 George Bernard Shaw 萧伯纳
“ Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. 即使你在正确的轨道上,如果你只是坐在那里,你也会被车撞倒。 Will Rogers 罗杰斯
“ Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps. 青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的,而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。 Salvador Pániker 萨尔瓦多·P·尼克尔
“ You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. 当你第一次真正嘲笑自己的时候,你就长大了。 Ethel Barrymore 埃塞尔·巴里摩尔
“ In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by. 生活中,所有美好的事物都来之不易,但智慧却是最难获得的。 Lucille Ball 露西尔·鲍尔
“ The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. 只有在字典里,成功才会出现在工作之前。 Vidal Sassoon 沙宣
“ Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. 统计学家的定义:一个人相信数据不会说谎,但他承认,在分析中,有些数据也站不住脚。 Evan Esar 埃文·伊萨尔
“ A highly learned man has two sources of happiness: Either he abandons all earthly interests or else he possesses much which could be abandoned. 一个博学的人有两种幸福的来源:要么他放弃一切世俗的兴趣,要么他拥有许多可以放弃的东西。 Siddha Nagarjuna 纳加尔朱纳