People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.

  • -- Robert Clark 罗伯特·克拉克

人们告诉我不应该抽烟,因为抽烟会让你看起来像个山雀。当人们告诉我他们去健身房的时候,我也用同样的理由。

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A politician is someone who promises a bridge even when there's no water.

政客是那种即使没有水也会承诺建一座桥的人。

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

如果你想让上帝发笑,告诉他你的计划。