把这一句,留给此刻的你 People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. 人们告诉我不应该抽烟,因为抽烟会让你看起来像个山雀。当人们告诉我他们去健身房的时候,我也用同样的理由。 — Robert Clark 罗伯特·克拉克 收藏此句 复制 译 隐藏译文 相关主题 未分类 幽默
“ Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process. 解释一个笑话就像解剖一只青蛙。你能更好地理解,但青蛙在这个过程中死了。 E. B. White E.B.白
“ People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring. 人们很快就会厌倦不无聊的事情,但不会厌倦无聊的事情。 Haruki Murakami 村上春树
“ When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream. 当你溺水时,你不会说“如果有人有先见之明发现我溺水并来救我,我会非常高兴”,你只是尖叫。 John Lennon 约翰·列侬
“ Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time. 古巴可能是世界上唯一一个你可以同时做你自己和超越你自己的地方。 Pedro Juan Gutiérrez 佩德罗·胡安·古蒂·雷兹
“ All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it. 我所知道的幽默就是我对它一无所知。 Fred Allen 弗雷德·艾伦
“ The world changes in direct proportion to the number of people willing to be honest about their lives. 世界的变化与愿意诚实面对生活的人的数量成正比。 Armistead Jones Maupin Jr 阿米斯特德·琼斯·莫平
“ If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. 如果你不喜欢某样东西,改变它;如果你不能改变它,那就改变你思考它的方式。 Mary Engelbreit 玛丽·恩格尔布赖特