Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

婚姻不会持续。当我遇到一个男人,我问自己的第一个问题是:这就是我想让我的孩子和他共度周末的那个男人吗?

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I never thought of myself in comedy at all... I loved going to the theatre and seeing people wearing beautiful clothes come down the staircase and start to dance.

我从来没有想过自己会演喜剧……我喜欢去剧院,看到人们穿着漂亮的衣服从楼梯上走下来,开始跳舞。

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

婚姻的困难之处在于,我们爱上了一个人的性格,但生活中必须有一个性格。

If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories - would anyone love me?

如果人们能以我看待自己的方式来看待我——如果他们能活在我的记忆里——会有人爱我吗?

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

我不打算优雅地变老。我打算做面部拉皮手术,直到我的耳朵合拢为止。

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

如果有两个是一体的,那么我们就是。 如果有哪个男人被妻子爱过,那就是你。

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun.

我们认识很多人,喝很多东西,玩得很开心。