A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
女孩
Girls
Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!
现在我知道为什么男生喜欢拥抱女生了。你们只是想感受一下。真不敢相信这么多年来我一直为之着迷!
I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all the guys want to hang out with.
我喜欢摇滚，但我也是个糊涂虫。我想成为所有女孩都爱的男人，所有男人都想和我一起出去玩。
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt With other girls ? Why cheat? It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up a rock.
你的女朋友漂亮又忠诚。为什么要和其他女孩调情?为什么作弊呢?这就像扔掉一颗钻石，捡起一块石头。
I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It's just the initial approach I'm really bad at.
我第一次和女孩子在一起会紧张。一旦我进去了，我就可以拿着缰绳走了。这只是我最不擅长的初始方法。
There is no need to waste pity on young girls who are having their moments of disillusionment, for in another moment they will recover their illusion.
没有必要把同情浪费在那些幻想破灭的年轻女孩身上，因为再过一会儿她们就会恢复幻想。
There'll be girls across the nation that will eat this up babe. I know that it's your soul but could you bottle it up and get down to the heart of it.
全国的女孩都会把它吃掉的，宝贝。我知道这是你的灵魂，但你能把它藏起来，深入到它的核心吗?
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
把你的手放在热炉子上一分钟，就像一个小时。和一个漂亮女孩一起坐一个小时，感觉就像一分钟。这就是相对论。
When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys.
初中的时候，当所有的女生都化妆打扮好，开始喜欢上女生的东西时，我出去和男生们一起打垒球或踢触球。
How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you but you don’t have any time to pay attention to the girl who already is.
为什么你有足够的时间出去，让其他女孩爱上你，却没有时间去关注那个已经爱上你的女孩?
We're not excusing the ones who are mean, but I want girls to understand the psychology. It's not in everyone. But the bully needs to put this pain somewhere.
我们不会原谅那些刻薄的人，但我希望女孩们能理解其中的心理。不是每个人都这样。但恃强凌弱者需要把这种痛苦放在某个地方。
Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.
女孩为爱而结婚。男孩结婚是因为一种长期的刺激，这种刺激使他们被具有某些曲线特性的物体吸引。
I've been known to make out with girls from time to time. Couple drinks involved, you know. It's fun. And who knows? Maybe it'll go further someday. I don't know.
大家都知道我经常和女孩子们亲热。要知道，要喝两杯。这很有趣。谁知道呢?也许有一天会走得更远。我不知道。
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Girls started noticing me a little bit more in senior year, and junior year, and that was weird.
在高中三年级的时候，女生们开始注意我了，这很奇怪。
I would say that the war correspondent gets more drinks, more girls, better pay, and greater freedom than the soldier, but at this stage of the game, having the freedom to choose his spot and being allowed to be a coward and not be executed for it is his torture.
我想说的是战地记者比士兵有更多的酒，更多的女孩，更好的薪水，更大的自由，但是在游戏的这个阶段，有选择自己的位置的自由，被允许成为一个懦夫而不被处决是他的折磨。
There are thousands of girls out there who could be doing my job.
有成千上万的女孩可以做我的工作。
I'm fighting for the girls that never thought they could win.
我为那些从未想过自己会赢的女孩们而战。
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
写日记的是好女孩;坏女孩从来没有时间。
Nerd girls are the world's greatest under-utilized romantic resource.
书呆子女孩是世界上最大的未被充分利用的浪漫资源。