If everything is important, then nothing is.

如果一切都是重要的，那么没有什么是重要的。

If everything is very important, then nothing is important.

如果每件事都很重要，那么没有什么是重要的。

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

如果命运不让你笑，你就是不懂这个笑话的意思。

If he is not going anywhere in life, then look him straight in the eyes and inform him that you are not going anywhere with him either.

如果他这辈子什么地方也不去，那就直视他的眼睛，告诉他你也不会和他一起去任何地方。

If humor and rumor are needed more than faith and truth, then it tells me something about the kind of world we live today.

如果幽默和谣言比信仰和真理更需要， 然后它告诉我一些关于我们今天生活的世界。

If i could live my life again, in the next, I'll try to make more mistakes. I won't try to be so perfect.

如果我能再活一次，在下一年中，我要犯更多的错误。我不会做得那么完美。

If in this hell of a world one can bring a little joy and peace even for a day into the heart of a single person, that much alone is true; this I have learnt after suffering all my life; all else is mere moonshine. . . .

如果在这个地狱般的世界里，一个人能给一个人的内心带来哪怕是一天的快乐与和平，那么孤独就是真实的;这是我在经历了一生的苦难之后学会的;其他一切都不过是月光……

If it all just happens like this for the rest of my life, it's going to be one endless Groundhog Day. I determined that I was not prepared to submit to this regime, so I thought I had to do something about it.

如果我的余生都是这样度过的，那么这将是一个无尽的土拨鼠日。我决定我不准备屈服于这个制度，所以我想我必须做点什么。

If it all looks good on the surface, I'll know I've failed at life.

如果从表面上看一切都很好，我就会知道我在生活中失败了。

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.

如果有必要容忍别人的一切，一个人允许自己，生活将是无法忍受的。

If it were possible to talk to the unborn, one could never explain to them how it feels to be alive, for life is washed in the speechless real.

如果有可能与未出生的人交谈，那就永远无法向他们解释活着的感觉，因为生命是在无言的现实中洗涤的。

If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing ?

如果生活不只是一个笑话，那我们为什么要笑?

If life came with an audience, mine would be laughing hysterically right now.

如果生活有观众，我的观众现在一定会笑得前仰后。

If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.

如果生活中没有值得玩的游戏，那就创造一个新的。

If life is a gift, then the more you partake in it, the more you show thanks.

如果生活是一份礼物，你投入得越多，你就越能表达感谢。