A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
年龄对女人来说就像氪星对超人一样。
Oh gracious, why wasn't I born old and ugly?
天哪，我为什么不生下来就又老又丑?
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
我不需要很脏才有趣。
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
在政治上，荒谬并非障碍。
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
年龄并不重要，除非你是一块奶酪。
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
吸血鬼。他们写了一本关于占有欲的书。
Inconvenience in progress, work is regretted.
不便之处，敬请原谅。
I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.
我不能讲笑话，因为我没有笑话。
It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.
人老了，出家是容易的。
Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
老年只是一个人一生的记录。
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.
年龄和青春本身一样，都是机会。
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
我把手表复印了。现在我有时间了。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。