A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
如果我的脚不舒服，我就不能搞笑。
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
松鼠就是穿着可爱衣服的老鼠!
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
我们必须嘲笑人，以免为他哭泣。
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
喜剧只是严肃的一种有趣的方式。
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
下次你有想法的时候……让它去吧。
The age of discretion is the age of impotence.
谨慎的时代就是无能的时代。
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
对我来说，这个笑话或失态很容易做到。
I love to sleep. I'd sleep all day if I could.
我喜欢睡觉。如果可以的话，我愿意睡一整天。
The only time I have problems is when I sleep.
我唯一有问题的时候就是睡觉的时候。
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom.
老年有一种平静和自由的感觉。
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
如果我是一个长着鳃的人，我就会是一条鱼!
Old age is not total misery, experience helps.
老年并不是完全的痛苦，经验是有帮助的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。