A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
传说:达到了年龄尊严的谎言。
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
在我的书中，勃起构成了个人成长。
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
如果你对此无能为力，那就笑死我吧。
It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
不是我什么都没穿，是我开着收音机。
Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
抚养孩子既是一种乐趣，也是一种游击战。
A ransom note, the true test of unconditional love.
一封勒索信，对无条件的爱的真正考验。
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
客人就像鱼一样，过了三天就开始发臭。
People die from typewriters falling on their heads.
人们死于倒在地上的打字机。
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
我没有超重。我只是太矮了9英寸。
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
记住，各位，我是一个喜剧演员，不是记者。
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
一场闹剧，或者闹剧式的幽默，在全世界都很受欢迎。
Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.
一夫一妻制的音乐家就像素食曲棍球运动员。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。