A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
书是有趣的、可以随身携带的小想法。
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
金科玉律就是没有金科玉律。
Positive, adj. Mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
肯定的，肯定的
Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.
有时我弹吉他就像一个沮丧的鼓手。
Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.
年龄使身体起皱纹。放弃使灵魂起皱。
A clean house is a sign of no internet connection.
干净的房子是没有网络连接的标志。
I think you have to be weird to swim breaststroke.
我觉得你游蛙泳一定很奇怪。
Finding the book was like kissing a lightning bolt.
找到这本书就像碰到了一道闪电。
Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to.
礼仪,男孩。如果有必要，我会把他们打到你身上。
I love cover songs, but I always mess up the words!
我喜欢翻唱歌曲，但我总是把歌词弄糟!
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
如果我必须为我的国家下蛋，我一定会下蛋。
I will never give in to old age until I become old.
直到我变老，我才会向衰老屈服。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。