A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.
有正常问题的正常人也可以很搞笑。
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
治疗失眠的最好方法是多睡觉。
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
是什么主意?不管。问题是什么?不要紧。
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
如果我继续这样逃避现实，我的脑袋会爆炸的。
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
当你无法入睡时，生活就是你要做的事情。
Treat me like a joke, i'll leave you like it's funny.
把我当笑话来对待，我会把你当笑话来对待。
We grow old more through indolence, than through age.
我们变老更多的是由于懒惰，而不是年龄。
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
我总是告诉每个人我可以很有趣。
I love making scary faces, that's just how I grew up.
我喜欢做鬼脸，我就是这样长大的。
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
你是世界上最傻的人!
Webster’s—the original high definition entertainment.
韦伯斯特的原始高清娱乐。
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
我想问个问题，供你参考。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。