A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I can't whistle. My husband makes fun of me for that.
我不能吹口哨。我丈夫因此取笑我。
I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.
我是个艺术家，你知道……我有权做个怪人。
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
为什么我应该感到紧张?这是每日秀。
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
如果你太开放;你的大脑会掉出来。
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
如果胡萝卜把你灌醉了，兔子就会惊慌失措。
My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
我的号角声听起来像一只鹅在雾中放屁。
I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
我从不认为我很有趣，但我喜欢有趣。
The funnier the material, the funnier I could make it.
材料越有趣，我就能做得越有趣。
Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time.
有趣就是有趣，但是没有一个女孩想一直笑下去。
Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.
不容忍是每个时代和国家的祸根。
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
我们是我们自己创造性进化的推动者。
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
重婚是唯一一种两种仪式都是错误的犯罪。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。