A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I love that point when you are so tired that everything is funny.
我喜欢你太累的时候，一切都很有趣。
In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.
在这个世界上，一个人活在他自己的时代;古往今来的孤独。
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
一个好的婚姻应该是在一个失明的妻子和一个失聪的丈夫之间。
It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
事情并不像你想的那么糟。明天早上看起来会好些。
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
任何一个去看精神科医生的人都应该检查他的头部。
The best way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.
减肥最好的方法就是信教，开始禁食。
We need comedies in the world! We need to laugh, it's all so hard.
我们的世界需要喜剧!我们需要笑，这一切都很难。
No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.
没有人会在摆弄电脑的时候毫发无伤的逃过一劫。
They went to sea in a sieve, they did In a sieve they went to sea.
他们乘筛子出海，他们乘筛子出海。
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
随着年龄的增长，我们的身体变得越来越短，我们的轶事也越来越长。
A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.
诗人必须在他自己的年龄之前，才能与后代平起平落。
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
古怪主义绝对是许多艺术家职业生涯的基石。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。